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Ass Kickin' Chili Fixins



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Dr. Burnörium says:

Dr. Burnorium SaysI actually make the best chilli con carne in the world. Took me bleedin' years to perfect it. No you're not having the recipe so don't even bother asking.

Fortunately for you these Ass Kickin' Chili Fixins are as good as you'll get if you can't be arsed to spend half your life trying to come up with something as good as mine. Which you never will.

Contained within this nifty bag are enough herbs & spices, Masa flour, pinto beans, black beans and habanero peppers to make about a gallon of really good quality chilli con carne.

There ain't half a cow in the bag so you'll have to provide your own meat. There's also a recipe card included so you can't go wrong.

I heartily recommend that you add a good lug of Psycho Juice Smoked Ghost Pepper into your chilli for a wonderful fiery, smoky finish. Try it. You'll thank me. Trust me, I'm a doctor.


The bag says:

Whoa there partner! You've gone and picked yourself up one smokin' hot bag o' Chili Fixins'.

Our Ass Kickin' Chili Fixins' are anything but tame! We've rustled up a herd of the hottest chile powder, herbs and spices and put them together with a pack of masa flour, a bunch of beans, and of course - the KICKER - a pack of habanero pepper.

You'll need about 2lbs of ground or cubed meat, olive oil, 1 large onion, 1 Tblsp fresh minced garlic, 4 14-16oz. cans stewed tomatoes, 1 cup beef or chicken broth (or water), 1-12oz. can tomato paste and 2 tsp salt.

Don't worry, we wrote it all out nice for you on a card inside the bag.

OK, thats it. You're all set to cook up a big ole' batch o' Ass Kickin' Chili - the recipe makes about a gallon.

We guarantee you're gonna love it.



Pinto Beans, Black Beans.

Packet 1:
Chile Powder, Onion, Garlic, Oregano, and Cumin.

Packet 2:
Masa Flour.

Packet 3:
Ground Habanero Pepper.

Size: 454g

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