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Ass Kickin' Habanero Popcorn - 3 Pack



Pain Level 8

Dr. Burnörium says:

Dr. Burnorium SaysPicture the scene: You've got a couple of mates round, you've all had a few beers, Match of the Day is on in ten minutes but your guests have decided they want to watch Scarface on DVD for the 82nd time.

"Anyone for popcorn?" you ask innocently as your guests start perfecting their Pacino impressions.

Off you pop to the kitchen, you bung a bag of Ass Kickin' Habanero Popcorn in the microwave and a few minutes later you return with a steaming bowl of prime cinematic nibbles.

"Say hello to my little friend" you say in your best Tony Montana accent as you offer the bowl to the mate who always has to take the Scarface thing a bit too far and has now covered himself in talcum powder.

As they dive into the popcorn, one of them even stuffs a load into his cheeks deciding he's actually now Don Corleone and he's going to kick Tony Montana's ass.

5...4...3...2...1... BANG!

As Gary Lineker welcomes you to Match of the Day, Tony Montana and Don Corleone are running round the kitchen whimpering like puppies and throwing milk down their throats, both their wannabe gangster asses well and truly kicked.


The label says:

Kick Yo' Ass Hot!

Premium Microwave Popcorn.



Popcorn, Partially Hydronated Soybean Oil, Butter, Salt, Spices, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Habanero Pepper.

Size: 3 x 99g Bags

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