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*PSYCHO PICKLES —- Ghost Pepper Onions

£5.50

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  • Dr. Burnörium says:

    Delicious, crisp, fiery pickled onions that are guaranteed to ignite a Ploughman’s Lunch or obliterate your unsuspecting buffet guests.

    Each jar contains half-a-dozen naga jolokia (Ghost Pepper) chillies. The longer you leave them in there the hotter your onions will get.

    Once the onions are gone you can use the chillies in your cooking and the scorching hot vinegar makes a great condiment for your chips.

    I’m Dr. Burnörium and for me to put my name, not to mention my gorgeous fizzog, on the label you can be sure that Psycho Pickles are something pretty damned special and have exceeded even my exacting standards.

    I sincerely hope that you enjoy my Psycho Pickles range as much as I’ve enjoyed creating them for serious chilliheads like you.

  • The Label says:

    SERIOUS PICKLES FOR SERIOUS CHILLIHEADS.

    HALLOWED BE THY PAIN.

    49% MATRIS FUTUOR – 51% CANIS FILIUS

    • The longer you leave ’em, the hotter they get
    • You may experience pain. Do not panic
    • Pain facilitates the release of powerful endorphins from within your brain
    • Endorphins make you feel good
    • If pain symptoms persist do not lower your dosage
    • Just shut up whining and have another pickle
  • Ingredients

    Onions, Naga Jolokia (Ghost Pepper), Water, Acetic Acid, Spirit Vinegar, Flavouring.

Size

450g

  • Dr. Burnörium says:

    Delicious, crisp, fiery pickled onions that are guaranteed to ignite a Ploughman’s Lunch or obliterate your unsuspecting buffet guests.

    Each jar contains half-a-dozen naga jolokia (Ghost Pepper) chillies. The longer you leave them in there the hotter your onions will get.

    Once the onions are gone you can use the chillies in your cooking and the scorching hot vinegar makes a great condiment for your chips.

    I’m Dr. Burnörium and for me to put my name, not to mention my gorgeous fizzog, on the label you can be sure that Psycho Pickles are something pretty damned special and have exceeded even my exacting standards.

    I sincerely hope that you enjoy my Psycho Pickles range as much as I’ve enjoyed creating them for serious chilliheads like you.

  • The Label says:

    SERIOUS PICKLES FOR SERIOUS CHILLIHEADS.

    HALLOWED BE THY PAIN.

    49% MATRIS FUTUOR – 51% CANIS FILIUS

    • The longer you leave ’em, the hotter they get
    • You may experience pain. Do not panic
    • Pain facilitates the release of powerful endorphins from within your brain
    • Endorphins make you feel good
    • If pain symptoms persist do not lower your dosage
    • Just shut up whining and have another pickle
  • Ingredients

    Onions, Naga Jolokia (Ghost Pepper), Water, Acetic Acid, Spirit Vinegar, Flavouring.

Size

450g

Customer reviews (10)

  1. Mitchell Carter

    Really nice pickles with a good heat. The tip about using the vinegar on chips is bang on as well. My old gran used to do it with ordinary pickled vinegar back in the 70s so it was a no-brainer to try it with the left over vinegar from the P.J. onions and it doesn’t disappoint. Slicing them thinly onto toast before grilling some nice cheese on top is proper comfort food, the heat of the onions doesn’t overpower the taste of the grilled cheese.

  2. Si Cleggett

    Absolutely superb! Took a jar into the village pub and passed them around! Annihilated everyone in there and they all loved them. We went on to shot the vinegar mixed with rum-a superb night! Will be taking gherkins in next!

  3. Mark

    Hot but doable
    Was waiting for the big burn, only to experience a pleasant heatwave

  4. Tyler Morrison

    made me miss work and sit on loo all day

  5. Andrew Knight

    Not the least bit of crunch in mine.
    Good heat but squishy onions.

  6. David

    Make no mistake – these onions are H-O-T. A classic ghost pepper burn … on first bite they are sweet and much like any other crunchy onion, but then the heat comes at around the 20 second mark and will keep on burning for a good 10 minutes or more.

    We had them on their own, and they were a delicious challenge in their own right. I can’t imagine that you’d be tasting much of the rest of your ploughman’s if you added them to it!

    Top tip – on finishing the jar (there were about 8-10 onions in it) you’re left with a lot of vinegar and the original raw chillies at the bottom, so add more pickled onions from normal brands to spice them up too! We’ve got some little silverskins brewing at the moment, which will probably be lethal in a few weeks time.

    Highly recommended

  7. Stewart

    2 onions a day helps me work rest and have a fiery tongue.

  8. Kristian

    The perfect naga burn and pickled onion bite

  9. Jim Ling

    Made me sweat and cry just a little bit

  10. Robbie

    The little magic pickeled onion
    Lovely flavour and hot enough to make a ploughman’s lunch perfect.

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