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*Dark Arts Wood Gift Box* Psycho Juice Extreme & Psycho Nuts

£14.95

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  • Dr. Burnörium says:

    Designed by yours truly, each and every Dark Arts box is laser-engraved, laser-cut, hand-finished and hand-assembled right here at Psycho HQ. The end result is stunning.

    My Dark Arts boxes are without doubt one of the finest chillihead gifts available anywhere. This box contains Psycho Juice Extreme Ghost Pepper and Psycho Nuts.

  • The Label says:

    HALLOWED BE THY PAIN.
    49% MATRIS FUTUOR – 51% CANIS FILIUS

    • Use Psycho Juice Daily. Apply to all food
    • You may experience pain. Do not panic
    • Pain facilitates the release of powerful endorphins from deep within your brain
    • Endorphins make you feel good
    • If pain symptoms persist do not lower your dosage
    • Just shut up whining and take your damn medicine
  • Ingredients

    Psycho Juice Extreme Ghost Pepper: Naga Jolokia (Ghost Pepper), Pure Oleoresin, Water, Cane Vinegar, Salt, Mustard, Garlic, Xanthan Gum. Allergy Advice: contains mustard

    Psycho Nuts: Peanuts, Naga Jolokia Spice, Rapeseed Oil.

    SIZE: 148ml (5fl.oz) & 80g

  • Dr. Burnörium says:

    Designed by yours truly, each and every Dark Arts box is laser-engraved, laser-cut, hand-finished and hand-assembled right here at Psycho HQ. The end result is stunning.

    My Dark Arts boxes are without doubt one of the finest chillihead gifts available anywhere. This box contains Psycho Juice Extreme Ghost Pepper and Psycho Nuts.

  • The Label says:

    HALLOWED BE THY PAIN.
    49% MATRIS FUTUOR – 51% CANIS FILIUS

    • Use Psycho Juice Daily. Apply to all food
    • You may experience pain. Do not panic
    • Pain facilitates the release of powerful endorphins from deep within your brain
    • Endorphins make you feel good
    • If pain symptoms persist do not lower your dosage
    • Just shut up whining and take your damn medicine
  • Ingredients

    Psycho Juice Extreme Ghost Pepper: Naga Jolokia (Ghost Pepper), Pure Oleoresin, Water, Cane Vinegar, Salt, Mustard, Garlic, Xanthan Gum. Allergy Advice: contains mustard

    Psycho Nuts: Peanuts, Naga Jolokia Spice, Rapeseed Oil.

    SIZE: 148ml (5fl.oz) & 80g

Customer reviews (3)

  1. Dorel -NUTTY UPDATE-

    How could I forget about the nuts, the nutty naga nuts, that have a special kind of spicy naga coating and a killer nutty crunch. But it’s the top shelf nutty naga peanuts me and the Mrs love, well mainly the Mrs, I’m more of a pistachio man. But it’s my Mrs favourite type of nuts, she’ll often stay up long after I’m sleeping lickin that killer naga coating off her finger tips like the dirty spice whore she is. Although shes always remains faithful… to Dr Burnorium as she won’t go anywhere else for her beautifully roasted nutty peanut killer nagga nuts.

  2. Dorel

    Wowzaaa PJ’s pulling out all the cards for this one. So let’s start with the sauce. Do you like severe sun burn? Do you like scolding your children with a hot tea spoon? Have you ever contemplated putting your sisters guinea pig in the microwave? If so then you are Satan spawn and should probably get reverend Mathews round for a cheeky exorcism. Oh, and you should probably apply this sauce to all foods and face. (Don’t literally apply to face. You WILL get third degree burns)

    Now If they think they can win me over with a box, a beautifully crafted wooden woody box, with high quality laser cut designs and the chilli commandments enscibed into its wooden woody exterior made of real wooden wood. Then they are bang on the money!! I love it!! I finally have the perfect chilli sauce box, life completed. Take me to the pearly white gates drive.

    So to sum it up… great sauce, great box, great work PJ!!

  3. Graham

    Got this at Christmas one year from my wife. A very good gift set with something I still use today.

    The nuts had a great chilli coating though they were a little strong for me at the time, meaning I had to have them over a couple of sessions but the sauce was really good. Has to be probably by second or third favourite proper hot sauce I’ve had (sorry, but that really is a compliment), tasty and spicy with no overwhelming chemical flavour.

    The real centre piece of this though is the wooden dark art box where I currently have an open hot sauce bottle in my kitchen as I type this. It’s well made too, and I love the decoration on it. My only issue is that over time, the bottom panel has come loose with the number of hot sauce bottles I’ve put in there. I’ve recently put on some wood glue and that seems to have done the trick though so no real problems.

    Overall, very decent product. Maybe not perfect but really good

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