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PSYCHO COFFEE x 3 bags

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  • Dr. Burnörium says:

    Three bags of Psycho Coffee? You absolute maniac.

    That’s not just enough to wake the dead — it’s enough to keep them up reorganising their tombstones all night long. You know what’s worse than one jittering lunatic on a caffeine bender? Three bags’ worth. Brewed blacker than Satan’s soul and smoother than a conman’s grin, this isn’t for the faint of heart — or the weak of bladder.

    No chilli, just triple the mind-shattering, pupil-dilating Psycho strength. Perfect for the caffeine fiend with a schedule to destroy and a nervous system to test.

    Go steady. Or don’t. Frankly, I admire the chaos.

  • The Label says:

    Psycho Strong Coffee.
    I’ve blown your minds with my incredible Psycho chilli products.
    Now I’m going to do it with my Psycho Coffee.
    No chilli here. Just seriously robust flavour and crazy, mind-bending Psycho strength.
    Go steady with it.
    This stuff is like liquid amphetamine.

    For coffee machines and cafetieres.
    Use 2 heaped tablespoons per mug.
    Brew for 4-5 minutes.

  • Ingredients

    Special Psycho Coffee Blend

Size

Each bag: 250g

  • Dr. Burnörium says:

    Three bags of Psycho Coffee? You absolute maniac.

    That’s not just enough to wake the dead — it’s enough to keep them up reorganising their tombstones all night long. You know what’s worse than one jittering lunatic on a caffeine bender? Three bags’ worth. Brewed blacker than Satan’s soul and smoother than a conman’s grin, this isn’t for the faint of heart — or the weak of bladder.

    No chilli, just triple the mind-shattering, pupil-dilating Psycho strength. Perfect for the caffeine fiend with a schedule to destroy and a nervous system to test.

    Go steady. Or don’t. Frankly, I admire the chaos.

  • The Label says:

    Psycho Strong Coffee.
    I’ve blown your minds with my incredible Psycho chilli products.
    Now I’m going to do it with my Psycho Coffee.
    No chilli here. Just seriously robust flavour and crazy, mind-bending Psycho strength.
    Go steady with it.
    This stuff is like liquid amphetamine.

    For coffee machines and cafetieres.
    Use 2 heaped tablespoons per mug.
    Brew for 4-5 minutes.

  • Ingredients

    Special Psycho Coffee Blend

Size

Each bag: 250g

Customer reviews (2)

  1. Stephanie Brown

    This is great coffee, Its the only exception I make to grinding the beans myself but of course, if the good Dr . were to choose to sell beans…….. intact
    It would be very exciting

  2. Ian Nutkins

    Wonderful smooth,easy to drink.beautiful after hit.
    A stunning drink of coffee.my wife even drinks it, she’s not a great coffee drinker.

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