Well shrink my sphincter!
What an unusual sauce we have here from Professor Payne Indeass.
Decidedly Indian in flavour with a base of apple sauce enhanced with curry spiciness and serious sphincter-melting heat.
Dash some of this into your Pot Noodle and behold the bastard brother of the Bombay Bad Boy.
For a tad more sophistication add Sphincter Shrinker to a yoghurt or pineapple & cider based marinade and transform your chicken or pork kebabs into little skewers of fiery Indian heaven.
I can’t see that one making it into Delia’s next book but trust me, they taste fantastic.
Professor Payne Indeass’s – Sphincter Shrinker
£7.45
- Dr. Burnörium says:
- The Label says:
Ladies & Gentlemen! After years of perfecting my formulations, I have achieved precisely that.
Everyone gather around so you don’t miss this offer! It’s hot, it’s delicious, and it will change your life; Professor Payne Indeass’ collection of sensational hot sauces!
Take notes, because Sphincter Shrinker, is sure to be the cure-all remedy to all of your problems.
- Ingredients
Apple Sauce, White Vinegar, Water, Balsamic Vinegar, Raisins, Chile Extract, Spices, Salt, Xanthan Gum.
Pain
Level
10+
- Dr. Burnörium says:
Well shrink my sphincter!
What an unusual sauce we have here from Professor Payne Indeass.
Decidedly Indian in flavour with a base of apple sauce enhanced with curry spiciness and serious sphincter-melting heat.
Dash some of this into your Pot Noodle and behold the bastard brother of the Bombay Bad Boy.
For a tad more sophistication add Sphincter Shrinker to a yoghurt or pineapple & cider based marinade and transform your chicken or pork kebabs into little skewers of fiery Indian heaven.
I can’t see that one making it into Delia’s next book but trust me, they taste fantastic. - The Label says:
Ladies & Gentlemen! After years of perfecting my formulations, I have achieved precisely that.
Everyone gather around so you don’t miss this offer! It’s hot, it’s delicious, and it will change your life; Professor Payne Indeass’ collection of sensational hot sauces!
Take notes, because Sphincter Shrinker, is sure to be the cure-all remedy to all of your problems.
- Ingredients
Apple Sauce, White Vinegar, Water, Balsamic Vinegar, Raisins, Chile Extract, Spices, Salt, Xanthan Gum.
Simon Hall –
Not too bad but not really to my taste as it tastes more of curry than Chilli.
Christian –
Your familiar Chinese takeaway flavoured curry sauce, with a massive kick of heat.