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Sphincter Shrinker

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  • Dr. Burnörium says:

    Well shrink my sphincter!
    What an unusual sauce we have here from Professor Payne Indeass.
    Decidedly Indian in flavour with a base of apple sauce enhanced with curry spiciness and serious sphincter-melting heat.
    Dash some of this into your Pot Noodle and behold the bastard brother of the Bombay Bad Boy.
    For a tad more sophistication add Sphincter Shrinker to a yoghurt or pineapple & cider based marinade and transform your chicken or pork kebabs into little skewers of fiery Indian heaven.
    I can’t see that one making it into Delia’s next book but trust me, they taste fantastic.

  • The Label says:

    Professor Payne Indeass’s Butt Blazin’ Recipe #2
    Leo says:
    Let’s have a tablespoon of Sphincter Shrinker and see what happens.

  • Ingredients

    Apple Sauce, White Vinegar, Water, Balsamic Vinegar, Raisins, Chile Extract, Spices, Salt, Xanthan Gum.

  • Dr. Burnörium says:

    Well shrink my sphincter!
    What an unusual sauce we have here from Professor Payne Indeass.
    Decidedly Indian in flavour with a base of apple sauce enhanced with curry spiciness and serious sphincter-melting heat.
    Dash some of this into your Pot Noodle and behold the bastard brother of the Bombay Bad Boy.
    For a tad more sophistication add Sphincter Shrinker to a yoghurt or pineapple & cider based marinade and transform your chicken or pork kebabs into little skewers of fiery Indian heaven.
    I can’t see that one making it into Delia’s next book but trust me, they taste fantastic.

  • The Label says:

    Professor Payne Indeass’s Butt Blazin’ Recipe #2
    Leo says:
    Let’s have a tablespoon of Sphincter Shrinker and see what happens.

  • Ingredients

    Apple Sauce, White Vinegar, Water, Balsamic Vinegar, Raisins, Chile Extract, Spices, Salt, Xanthan Gum.

Customer reviews (1)

  1. Christian

    Your familiar Chinese takeaway flavoured curry sauce, with a massive kick of heat.

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