Psycho Strong Coffee. No chilli. No fire. Just raw, undiluted Psycho-strength caffeine to rattle your bones and set your soul vibrating like a tuning fork in a thunderstorm.
You’ve survived my sauces. You’ve danced with the devil over a bowl of Psycho Hot Wings. Now it is time to test your mettle in the arena of pure, roasted mayhem. This devilishly dark brew is forged from three fiendishly flavourful beans, roasted to the brink of madness and ground fresh to unleash their full, brutal potential.
The result? A bold, full-bodied flavour without the acrid bitterness of your average cup of despair. It’s rich, it’s smooth, it’s got more kick than a mule on methadone. One mug will have you reorganising your spice rack alphabetically at 4am. Two mugs and you’ll be able to hear colours.
Now in eco-friendly pouches — because even lunatics care about the planet.





Nick –
Great coffee
Neil Cooper –
This coffee is excellent, great taste and aroma. I’ve tried many brands but this stands head and shoulders above the rest. I wildcamp often and one of the hassles is having to keep milk cool and fresh, with Psycho coffee it can be drank black and is excellent. A total game changer 👌
Glenn R –
Sleep? What’s that? Had a latte at lunchtime made with an espresso shot from this stuff, it’s now midnight and my head is still buzzing.
I’m fairly used to strong coffee and high caffeine content, but this is on another level!
Chris –
Mind blowing high caffeine! I had two cups in the morning and my eye was bloodshot! A nice flavour and well rounded. For the money a pretty decent coffee!
Tony Carter –
Excellent taste and well balanced
Roberto Romero –
Beautiful flavour and aroma with this coffee, my friend said it’s the nicest coffee that he ever tasted. If you haven’t tried it then what are you waiting for, this coffee will not disappoint. ☕
Mark –
Absolutely love the taste of this coffee, not bitter, but nice and strong but smoooooooth 10/10 just ordered 4 packs today
Dan Sinclair –
Superb well balanced coffee whilst being strong and tasty, highly recommend!