PSYCHO COFFEE with Psycho Mug

The brew that breaks mortals — now with a mug to match.

One pouch of Psycho-strength coffee and a glorious Psycho mug, perfect for cradling as you spiral into caffeinated chaos. Brew strong, sip deep, and stare wildly into the void as your frontal lobe vibrates like a tuning fork. No chilli here, just raw roasted power and a mug that knows exactly what it’s gotten itself into.

For the collector, the addict, or the dangerously curious. Drink responsibly… or amusingly.

Psycho Strong Coffee.
I’ve blown your minds with my incredible Psycho chilli products.
Now I’m going to do it with my Psycho Coffee.
No chilli here. Just seriously robust flavour and crazy, mind-bending Psycho strength.
Go steady with it.
This stuff is like liquid amphetamine.

For coffee machines and cafetieres.
Use 2 heaped tablespoons per mug.
Brew for 4-5 minutes.

Special Psycho Coffee Blend