Colon Cleaner

I’ve been using Professor Phardtpounder’s Colon Cleaner for many years now so I reckon I can say with some degree of certainty that I must have one of the cleanest colons in the country.
The label always causes laughter in the shop but, once sampled, this is a sauce that blows people away.
Colon Cleaner is much more than just an amusing name. It is a serious Caribbean style, mustard-based sauce with Scotch Bonnet peppers and a touch of turmeric that all combine perfectly to produce a cracking flavour.
Colon Cleaner works fantastically with all cold meats, sausages, burgers, chicken, eggs, cheese and I’ve even got a customer who swears by it in his Bloody Mary.
Mark my words, this is one of the most veratile sauces out there and once you’ve tried it you’ll be back for more.
With regular use, you too could have a colon as clean as mine.

People say our new and improved all natural Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce works better than the original formula.
They say that it cures the common cold and even the flu.
One old man said that after he ate some with his eggs he remembered his wife’s name.
Others say it just makes them fell good all over.
We don’t know if these claims are true, but we do know that it is absolutely delicious, it’s all natural, with no preservatives and made with pride right here in the USA.
Remember, everybody knows somebody that needs a bottle of Colon Cleaner.

Red Wine Vinegar, Dijon Mustard (Distilled Vinegar, Water, #1 Grade Mustard Seed, Salt, White Wine, Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid, Spices, Turmeric), Yellow Mustard (Water, Mustard Seed, Vinegar, Salt, Turmeric), Natural Sugar, Onions, Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Habanero Peppers, Garlic, Spices, Xanthan Gum.