I’ve been using Professor Phardtpounder’s Colon Cleaner for many years now so I reckon I can say with some degree of certainty that I must have one of the cleanest colons in the country.
The label always causes laughter in the shop but, once sampled, this is a sauce that blows people away.
Colon Cleaner is much more than just an amusing name. It is a serious Caribbean style, mustard-based sauce with Scotch Bonnet peppers and a touch of turmeric that all combine perfectly to produce a cracking flavour.
Colon Cleaner works fantastically with all cold meats, sausages, burgers, chicken, eggs, cheese and I’ve even got a customer who swears by it in his Bloody Mary.
Mark my words, this is one of the most veratile sauces out there and once you’ve tried it you’ll be back for more.
With regular use, you too could have a colon as clean as mine.
Professor Payne Indeass’s – Colon Cleaner
£7.45
- Dr. Burnörium says:
- The Label says:
People say our new and improved all natural Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce works better than the original formula.
They say that it cures the common cold and even the flu.
One old man said that after he ate some with his eggs he remembered his wife’s name.
Others say it just makes them fell good all over.
We don’t know if these claims are true, but we do know that it is absolutely delicious, it’s all natural, with no preservatives and made with pride right here in the USA.
Remember, everybody knows somebody that needs a bottle of Colon Cleaner. - Ingredients
Red Wine Vinegar, Dijon Mustard (Distilled Vinegar, Water, #1 Grade Mustard Seed, Salt, White Wine, Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid, Spices, Turmeric), Yellow Mustard (Water, Mustard Seed, Vinegar, Salt, Turmeric), Natural Sugar, Onions, Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Habanero Peppers, Garlic, Spices, Xanthan Gum.
170ml (5.7fl oz)
- Dr. Burnörium says:
I’ve been using Professor Phardtpounder’s Colon Cleaner for many years now so I reckon I can say with some degree of certainty that I must have one of the cleanest colons in the country.
The label always causes laughter in the shop but, once sampled, this is a sauce that blows people away.
Colon Cleaner is much more than just an amusing name. It is a serious Caribbean style, mustard-based sauce with Scotch Bonnet peppers and a touch of turmeric that all combine perfectly to produce a cracking flavour.
Colon Cleaner works fantastically with all cold meats, sausages, burgers, chicken, eggs, cheese and I’ve even got a customer who swears by it in his Bloody Mary.
Mark my words, this is one of the most veratile sauces out there and once you’ve tried it you’ll be back for more.
With regular use, you too could have a colon as clean as mine. - The Label says:
People say our new and improved all natural Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce works better than the original formula.
They say that it cures the common cold and even the flu.
One old man said that after he ate some with his eggs he remembered his wife’s name.
Others say it just makes them fell good all over.
We don’t know if these claims are true, but we do know that it is absolutely delicious, it’s all natural, with no preservatives and made with pride right here in the USA.
Remember, everybody knows somebody that needs a bottle of Colon Cleaner. - Ingredients
Red Wine Vinegar, Dijon Mustard (Distilled Vinegar, Water, #1 Grade Mustard Seed, Salt, White Wine, Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid, Spices, Turmeric), Yellow Mustard (Water, Mustard Seed, Vinegar, Salt, Turmeric), Natural Sugar, Onions, Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Habanero Peppers, Garlic, Spices, Xanthan Gum.
170ml (5.7fl oz)
joeyjunior138 –
Not spicy at all
Andy –
It’s mustard. Now don’t hate me for saying that, because mustard is one of the finest damn flavours on the planet. But it has a mild heat too, so it’s easy for the OAP’s and Kids (if you want to torment them.)
It’s tasty, a lot of flavour going on and even though I enjoy the hotter sauces, thi is the best of both worlds. Honestly, you can use this stuff on anything.
Craig –
Despite the numerous label, this sauce has one of the best flavours I’ve tried in hot sauce. It’s not too spicy either and great to add a fruity kick to a ham sandwich or a burger.
Marty –
Great mustardy flavor. Very versatile and goes well on and in a bunch of dishes
Jason –
This is my absolute go-to for a flavour hit. It’s not as hot as a lot of sauces, but the flavour is rich and complex, and there’s still enough heat to add zing to tuna, eggs, cream cheese, soups or pizza. Definitely worth a try if you haven’t yet.
Simon –
Silly but tasty. One of my favourite hot sauces, excellent taste. Is there any other mustard based sauce like this one? Best on sandwiches with egg. For me the heat level is just perfect. Always in my food cupboard
Coran “Spicefreak” Sloss –
Sounds like a joke, tastes like anything but. It’s creamy, mustard and a little bit fruity from its peppers but, above all, it makes a tremendous toastie.
My only complaint is that it’s a bit weak for a Habanero sauce.