*PSYCHO JUICE 70% Scorpion Pepper
Pain Level 10+
Dr. Burnörium says:
Here we go Psycho Warriors.
Probably the hottest natural-heat sauce you will ever taste.
No extract, no bullshit.
This face-melting concotion is even hotter than my Psycho Juice 70% Ghost Pepper.
With its mind-blowing heat and flavour from the infamous Trinidad Scorpion pepper, this is without doubt the condiment of choice for the serious, hardcore chillihead.
Lightweights need not apply.
Containing a massive 70% chilli pepper content, Psycho Juice Scorpion Pepper is full-bodied, full-flavoured and packing explosive natural heat without the addition of extract.
Most importantly, as with all my Psycho Juice sauces, it actually tastes of the most important ingredient, the star of the show, the whole damned point of a hot sauce, namely the chilli pepper itself.
There are no distractions by means of superfluous, fancy-pants, look-how-clever-I-am ingredients. Less is more. This is a sauce for the purist. A sauce for the connoisseur.
I'm Dr. Burnörium and for me to put my name, not to mention my gorgeous fizzog, on the label you can be sure that Psycho Juice is something special and has exceeded even my expectations.
I sincerely hope that you enjoy my Psycho Juice range as much as I've enjoyed creating them for serious chilliheads like you.
The label says:
SERIOUS HOT SAUCE FOR SERIOUS CHILLIHEADS.
HALLOWED BE THY PAIN.
49% MATRIS FUTUOR - 51% CANIS FILIUS
☠ Use Psycho Juice Daily. Apply to all food
☠ You may experience pain. Do not panic
☠ Pain facilitates the release of powerful endorphins from within your brain
☠ Endorphins make you feel good
☠ If pain symptoms persist do not lower your dosage
☠ Just shut up whining and take your damn medicine
Ingredients70% Trinidad Scorpion, Water, Onion, Cane Vinegar, Garlic Pulp, Salt, Lemon Juice, Ascorbic Acid, Xanthan Gum.
Size: 148ml (5fl.oz)
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