*PSYCHO JUICE 70% Red Savina
Pain Level 9
Dr. Burnörium says:
Containing a whopping 70% chilli pepper content, Psycho Juice 70% Red Savina is full-bodied, full-flavoured and packing wonderful natural heat without the addition of extract.
Most importantly, as with all my Psycho Juice sauces, it actually tastes of the most important ingredient, the star of the show, the whole damned point of a hot sauce, namely the chilli itself.
There are no distractions by means of superfluous, fancy-pants, look-how-clever-I-am ingredients. Less is more.
This is a sauce for the purist. A sauce for the connoisseur. A sauce for the serious chillihead.
I'm Dr. Burnörium and for me to put my name, not to mention my gorgeous fizzog, on the label you can be sure that Psycho Juice is something pretty damned special and has exceeded even my exacting standards.
I sincerely hope that you enjoy my Psycho Juice range as much as I've enjoyed creating them for serious chilliheads like you.
The label says:
SERIOUS HOT SAUCE FOR SERIOUS CHILLIHEADS.
HALLOWED BE THY PAIN.
49% MATRIS FUTUOR - 51% CANIS FILIUS
☠ Use Psycho Juice Daily. Apply to all food
☠ You may experience pain. Do not panic
☠ Pain facilitates the release of powerful endorphins from within your brain
☠ Endorphins make you feel good
☠ If pain symptoms persist do not lower your dosage
☠ Just shut up whining and take your damn medicine
Ingredients70% Red Savina Habanero, Water, Carrot, Onion, Cane Vinegar, Garlic, Salt, Lemon Juice, Ascorbic Acid, Xanthan Gum.
Size: 148ml (5fl.oz)
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