Golden Beaver (WARNING - DO NOT VIEW IF EASILY OFFENDED!)
Pain Level 3
Dr. Burnörium says:
Erm ... not sure where to start really.
Let's talk about the sauce.
It's clear, mild, peach flavoured and contains 24 carat gold flakes.
Right, that's the sauce dealt with.
Let's move on to the fanny belt buckle!
Blimey. How cool are you going to look strutting your stuff on a Saturday night with a golden vagina holding your jeans up.
It's cast from the real thing and the artist was such a perfectionist, rumour has it he had over a hundred goes at it before he got it right.
There's dedication for you.
Each bottle has been signed by it's creator Crazy Jerry and is part of a limited production run of 1000.
A great gift for the guy who has everything.
Golden Beaver. Fannytastic!
The label says:
The Original Beaver Buckle was made in 1975 in Toronto, Canada by a young man just starting his career in metal sculpting.
This was one of his first "pieces".
The buckle was designed from an actual casting of the elusive Canadian Beaver and it is truly one-of-a-kind.
This sauce adds elegance and a great peach flavored warmth to ice cream or any dessert, plus you get a GREAT BUCKLE!
IngredientsWater, Sugar, Citric Acid, Vinegar, Natural & Artifical Peach Flavours, Habanero Pepper Extract, Natural Stabilizer, 24 Karat Food Grade Gold Flakes.
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