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Sphincter Shrinker


Pain Level 10+

Dr. Burnörium says:

Dr. Burnorium SaysWell shrink my sphincter!

What an unusual sauce we have here from Professor Payne Indeass.

Decidedly Indian in flavour with a base of apple sauce enhanced with curry spiciness and serious sphincter-melting heat.

Dash some of this into your Pot Noodle and behold the bastard brother of the Bombay Bad Boy.

For a tad more sophistication add Sphincter Shrinker to a yoghurt or pineapple & cider based marinade and transform your chicken or pork kebabs into little skewers of fiery Indian heaven.

I can't see that one making it into Delia's next book but trust me, they taste fantastic.


The label says:

Professor Payne Indeass's Butt Blazin' Recipe #2

Leo says:

Let's have a tablespoon of Sphincter Shrinker and see what happens.



Apple Sauce, White Vinegar, Water, Balsamic Vinegar, Raisins, Chile Extract, Spices, Salt, Xanthan Gum.

Size: 180ml (6fl.oz)

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