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Dave's Gourmet Burning Nuts


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Pain Level 9

Dr. Burnörium says:

Dr. Burnorium SaysI've got to say that Dave's nuts are magnificent.

Pop them into your mouth and within a few seconds you'll feel an explosion of wonderful salty heat.

I once met a guy who told me a story about the time he took some of these with him to the pub.

Whilst at the bar he bought a bag of normal KP nuts, scoffed them and surreptitiously filled the empty bag with Dave's Burning Nuts.

Just before nipping out to syphon the python (his words, he fancied himself a bit) he left the bag of nuts on the table.

He tearfully told me how the carnage that ensued has haunted him ever since, but he takes solace in the fact that, at 96, Bert had had a good innings, his ticker wasn't the best and at least he died happy, face down in a pint of Brown & Mild.

I've tried to verify this story, but the bloke in question is now a politician so, chances are it's a intricate web of half-truths, deceit and self-gratification.

*WARNING: This product may contain nuts. Hey, you can't be too careful.

The tub says:

Everyone is Talking About Dave's Nuts.

Dave's Nuts are hot and tasty. A great snack for those who like it smokin'. Be careful, these nuts are addictive.

WARNING: This product may be addictive for those with taste buds, but don't worry, we'll make more.

SKU: 753469000400



Peanuts, Salt, Spices, Dextrose, Dehydrated Habanero Pepper, Maltodextrin, Natural Flavors, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Extractives of Paprika, Natural Smoke Flavour, Peanut Oil.

Size: 284g (10oz)

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