*PSYCHO PICKLES ---- Ghost Pepper Gherkins
Pain Level 10
Dr. Burnörium says:
Delicious, crisp, fiery pickled gherkins that are guaranteed to ignite a Ploughman's Lunch or obliterate your unsuspecting buffet guests.
Each jar contains half-a-dozen naga jolokia (Ghost Pepper) chillies. The longer you leave them in there the hotter your gherkins will get.
Once the gherkins are gone you can use the chillies in your cooking and the scorching hot vinegar makes a great condiment for your chips.
I'm Dr. Burnörium and for me to put my name, not to mention my gorgeous fizzog, on the label you can be sure that Psycho Pickles are something pretty damned special and have exceeded even my exacting standards.
I sincerely hope that you enjoy my Psycho Pickles range as much as I've enjoyed creating them for serious chilliheads like you.
The label says:
SERIOUS PICKLES FOR SERIOUS CHILLIHEADS.
HALLOWED BE THY PAIN.
49% MATRIS FUTUOR - 51% CANIS FILIUS
☠ The longer you leave 'em, the hotter they get
☠ You may experience pain. Do not panic
☠ Pain facilitates the release of powerful endorphins from within your brain
☠ Endorphins make you feel good
☠ If pain symptoms persist do not lower your dosage
☠ Just shut up whining and have another pickle
IngredientsGherkins, Naga Jolokia (Ghost Pepper), Water, Acetic Acid, Spirit Vinegar, Flavouring.
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