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Pappy's Sauce For Sissies


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Dr. Burnörium says:

Dr. Burnorium SaysPlease, I beseech you, ditch your regular supermarket, wannabe BBQ sauce and give a bottle of Pappy's a go.

Created by Kentucky's World Champion Grillmaster Shane Best, these award-winning BBQ sauces are, quite simply, as good as it gets.

OK, I admit that Pappy's Sauce For Sissies isn't for me. It's got a great full-on BBQ flavour but there's just no damned heat going on.

Having said that, it's not about me it's about you and I sell enough of this stuff to know that there are plenty out there who don't do heat but do think this is the best BBQ sauce they've ever tasted.


The label says:

Good For Babies, Brats and Bikers.

Even tough guys can have a hard time with a little spice. That's why there is baby food and Pappy's Sauce For Sissies. Honest folks, I couldn't make it any milder and still live with myself.

Suggestions for ordering:
Say it like a man. See, it don't sound so bad that way.

Ya got a whiner in the house? 
Feed 'em the Sissy Sauce!

"Sissy sauce is my non-alcoholic ketchup replacement program".



Tomato Sauce, Sugar, Vinegar, Fresh Garlic, Fresh Onion, Chile Pepper, Paprika, Modified Food Starch, Natural Hickory Flavouring, Worcestershire Sauce, Black Pepper, Xanthan Gum, Spices, Lemon Powder, Citric Acid.

Size: 375ml (12.7fl.oz)

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