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Wet Fart

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  • Dr. Burnörium says:

    I know this sounds like a sauce that the guys from Men Behaving Badly have knocked up in their kitchen whilst drunkenly giggling about all the references to pooh that they can get on the label, but I need you to trust me here.
    I promise you that, despite the somewhat childish humour, Wet Fart is a sauce of outstanding quality and amazing flavour.
    Just get all the images of pooh out of your mind for a minute and check out the ingredients.

  • The Label says:

    XX HOT WITH POOH.
    Can you remember the last time you let out a little gas and you felt it run down your leg?
    Well, it’s that deja vu time again.
    That’s right! After consuming this “Wet Fart” hot sauce, it might give you that warm, mushy, disgusting, stinking feeling in your pants again.
    So the next time you have to let out a “little” gas, ask yourself, “Do I feel lucky?”. Is it going to be wet or dry?
    This sauce contains loads of cheese to help coin the phrase, “Who cut the cheese?”.
    PS. Use only as directed.
    PPS. Don’t forget to wipe.

  • Ingredients

    Aged Red Peppers, Red Wine Vinegar, Parmesan Cheese, Romano Cheese, Fresh Carrots, Habanero Peppers, Key Lime Juice, Worcester Sauce, Tomato Juice, Honey, Ocean Clam Juice, Onions, Garlic in Water, Spices, Tic Gum.

Size

147ml

  • Dr. Burnörium says:

    I know this sounds like a sauce that the guys from Men Behaving Badly have knocked up in their kitchen whilst drunkenly giggling about all the references to pooh that they can get on the label, but I need you to trust me here.
    I promise you that, despite the somewhat childish humour, Wet Fart is a sauce of outstanding quality and amazing flavour.
    Just get all the images of pooh out of your mind for a minute and check out the ingredients.

  • The Label says:

    XX HOT WITH POOH.
    Can you remember the last time you let out a little gas and you felt it run down your leg?
    Well, it’s that deja vu time again.
    That’s right! After consuming this “Wet Fart” hot sauce, it might give you that warm, mushy, disgusting, stinking feeling in your pants again.
    So the next time you have to let out a “little” gas, ask yourself, “Do I feel lucky?”. Is it going to be wet or dry?
    This sauce contains loads of cheese to help coin the phrase, “Who cut the cheese?”.
    PS. Use only as directed.
    PPS. Don’t forget to wipe.

  • Ingredients

    Aged Red Peppers, Red Wine Vinegar, Parmesan Cheese, Romano Cheese, Fresh Carrots, Habanero Peppers, Key Lime Juice, Worcester Sauce, Tomato Juice, Honey, Ocean Clam Juice, Onions, Garlic in Water, Spices, Tic Gum.

Size

147ml

Customer reviews (2)

  1. David

    Now I have to say I bought this sauce expressly on the basis of the good Doctor’s views and the past review. And what I’ve relearned is that we all like different things, and taste is very much a personal thing.

    Things to like about this sauce – the heat is pleasant and warm in the aftertaste, the taste of the sauce is ok (for me, not as tasty as many others I’ve recently enjoyed) and having the pieces of carrot and veg in there does add some interesting texture and flavour.

    However, there were a few things about this I didn’t enjoy. The smell is very acrid and quite off-putting, partly vinegar but mostly (I suspect) the Parmesan cheese. To be blunt, the combination of smell and appearance brought to mind vomit, which immediately made it a barrier to overcome just tasting the stuff. And once you’ve got that image in your mind, chunky texture is also something that’s going to be a challenge to overcome, let’s be honest!

    It’s ‘ok’ as far as I’m concerned – I’ve managed to work my way through about a third of the bottle on a few different meals, but I already know I’m not going to finish the whole thing as there are other, nicer sauces competing for my attention in the fridge.

    It’s a ‘meh’ from me, then.

  2. Simon

    Another very silly sauce but absolutely tasty. Excellent on Italian food (due to the parmesan and romano cheese), burgers or whatever. I love its chunkiness texture, some bits of carrot, it all feels/tastes very natural. Always in my cupboard. The rectum ripper is a bit similar but much hotter, you can taste its the same producer

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