Wet Fart

I know this sounds like a sauce that the guys from Men Behaving Badly have knocked up in their kitchen whilst drunkenly giggling about all the references to pooh that they can get on the label, but I need you to trust me here.
I promise you that, despite the somewhat childish humour, Wet Fart is a sauce of outstanding quality and amazing flavour.
Just get all the images of pooh out of your mind for a minute and check out the ingredients.

XX HOT WITH POOH.
Can you remember the last time you let out a little gas and you felt it run down your leg?
Well, it’s that deja vu time again.
That’s right! After consuming this “Wet Fart” hot sauce, it might give you that warm, mushy, disgusting, stinking feeling in your pants again.
So the next time you have to let out a “little” gas, ask yourself, “Do I feel lucky?”. Is it going to be wet or dry?
This sauce contains loads of cheese to help coin the phrase, “Who cut the cheese?”.
PS. Use only as directed.
PPS. Don’t forget to wipe.

Aged Red Peppers, Red Wine Vinegar, Parmesan Cheese, Romano Cheese, Fresh Carrots, Habanero Peppers, Key Lime Juice, Worcester Sauce, Tomato Juice, Honey, Ocean Clam Juice, Onions, Garlic in Water, Spices, Tic Gum.