I’m trying to find out whether it was Gordon Ramsay or Chubby Brown who wrote the label for this sauce. I’ll let you know as soon as I do.
The fact that the ‘Hottest Fuckin’ range are amongst our bestsellers tells me three things.
Firstly, you think they are superb products.
Secondly, you’re all a bunch of potty-mouths.
Thirdly, you like to buy exclusive gifts the likes of which you’ll never find on the high street.
You certainly won’t find this fucker in Tesco.
And just to satisfy the bureaucratic bullshit of any Trading Standards jobsworth’s who happen to be reading this, I’d like to make it perfectly clear that, despite the name, this isn’t actually the hottest sauce that I sell … but it has got enough serious fire power to leave you cursing like Gordon Ramsay.
Or Chubby Brown. Your choice.
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