Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally

Ready for a good slapping?
You got it.
Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally is a seriously hot sauce that’ll leave you with much more than a slapped arse.
This tomato-based super hot sauce is ideal for adding into your culinary concoctions or, alternatively, to give a good slapping to Mr Macho-Man who reckons he can handle the heat.

WARNING: This sauce is extremely hot.
Keep away from children.
Do not use if you have heart or respiratory problems.
Wash hands after use.
After years of cow tipping, stealing dentures from my grandmother and hiding the wooden leg of my handicapped friend, I decided to move on to something more fun.
I spent weeks mixing the hottest ingredients known to man and have concocted the hottest sauce on earth.
So hot in fact that one taste will leave your head spinning, your knees knocking and your mouth shouting “Well smack my ass and call me Sally!”

Tomato Paste, Pepper Extract, Vinegar, Molasses, Soy Sauce, Salt.