*Psycho Juice 2025 Trio – Extreme Ghost Pepper, Carolina Reaper & Scotch Bonnet

If you ever wanted a gift that says, “I admire you… but I also want to watch you question your life choices,” the 2025 Psycho Juice Trio Gift Set is your ticket to glorious chaos. Inside this wicked box lurk three of my finest miscreants: Extreme Ghost Pepper, 70% Carolina Reaper, and Scotch Bonnet — each with its own charmingly ruthless method of dismantling a human being.

The Extreme Ghost Pepper refuses to pretend. Blood-red and furious, it looks ready to pick a fight before you even unscrew the cap. First comes a clean Ghost Pepper flavour, then a slow, deliberate burn creeps up, capable of unsettling even a priest.

The 70% Carolina Reaper demands attention next. Sharp, uncompromising heat from one of the world’s most vindictive chillies meets refined flavour, proving humans really do make appalling decisions on purpose. Even while bargaining with the heavens, it reminds you that flavour matters… desperately.

Finally, the Scotch Bonnet sneaks in like a deceptively cheerful assassin. Fruity, vibrant, peachy, passionate — it feels like a Caribbean holiday that ends with your eyebrows making a graceful exit from your forehead.

All three mischief-makers are presented in a devilishly handsome gift box, emblazoned with my gorgeous fizzog and a glimpse of my colourful past: murder accusations, near hangings, bizarre friendships, immortality, revenge — the usual. It is the ultimate offering for the serious chillihead or anyone flirting with mild unhingedness.

I crafted these sauces for those who understand that chilli is the whole damned point. No nonsense, filler or fancy distractions. Just heat, bold flavour, and the promise of questionable decisions. I trust you will enjoy them as much as I enjoyed creating them.

SERIOUS HOT SAUCE FOR SERIOUS CHILLIHEADS.
HALLOWED BE THY PAIN.
49% MATRIS FUTUOR – 51% CANIS FILIUS.

• Use Psycho Juice Daily. Apply to all food.
• You may experience pain. Do not panic.
• Pain facilitates the release of powerful endorphins from within your brain.
• Endorphins make you feel good.
• If pain symptoms persist do not lower your dosage.
• Just shut up whining and take your damn medicine.

Extreme: Naga Jolokia (Ghost Pepper), Pure Oleoresin, Water, Cane Vinegar, Salt, Mustard, Garlic, Xanthan Gum.
Carolina Reaper: 70% Carolina Reaper Chili Pepper, Water, Sugarcane Vinegar, Salt, Onion, Garlic, Lemon, Ascorbic Acid (antioxidant), Xanthan Gum (thickener)
Scotch Bonnet: 37% Scotch Bonnet, Water, Peach, Salt, Cane Vinegar, Passion Fruit, Sugar, Glucose, Thickener, Xanthan Gum, Acidity Regulator: Citric Acid, Antioxidant: Ascorbic Acid, Onion.

Allergy Advice: contains mustard