Pain Level 10+
Dr. Burnörium says:
If you ever find yourself needing to buy a gift for George Michael then look no further.
I reckon he'd be chuffed to fuck to receive an Ass Blaster in an outside toilet.
Of course it's not just suitable for cottaging popstars. Enjoy the searing heat of this super-hot sauce for yourself and then relive the days when you had to take a trip down the bottom of the garden to sit on the throne.
*Newspaper not included.
The box says:
At Southwest Specialty Food we strive to integrate innovative and practical ideas into our product packaging.
ASS BLASTER Hot sauce packaging is a faithful replica of the actual antique outhouse that proudly stands in a place of honor at the entrance of our Arizona headquarters.
Be warned and prepared: The ASS BLASTER is not for the 'uninitiated' and has well earned it's highly esteemed name among connoisseurs of fine quality condiments.
IngredientsWater, Habanero Peppers, Vinegar, Capsicum Extract, Xanthum Gum, Carrots, Salt, Garlic, Spices.
Size: 148ml (5floz)
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