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*PSYCHO MAYO - Smokin' Chipotle Ghost Pepper Mayonnaise

£3.95

Temporarily Out Of Stock.

Pain Level 9

Dr. Burnörium says:

Dr. Burnorium Says

Top quality mayonnaise made with free range eggs and my smoky, Psycho Juice Chipotle Ghost Pepper hot sauce.

What a combination.

Trust me, this stuff tastes so good you'll be hard pushed not to sit there with a spoon eating it straight from the jar.

 

I'm Dr. Burnörium and for me to put my name, not to mention my gorgeous fizzog, on the label you can be sure that my Psycho Mayo is something pretty damned special and has exceeded even my exacting standards. 

I sincerely hope that you enjoy my Psycho range as much as I've enjoyed creating them for serious chilliheads like you.

 

The label says:

SERIOUS MAYONNAISE FOR SERIOUS CHILLIHEADS.

HALLOWED BE THY PAIN.

☠     Use Psycho Mayo with all your favourite foods

☠     You may experience pain. Do not panic

☠     Pain facilitates the release of powerful endorphins from within your brain

☠     Endorphins make you feel good

☠     If pain symptoms persist do not lower your dosage

☠     Just shut up whining and take your damn medicine

 
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Ingredients

Rapeseed Oil, Dr Burnorium’s Psycho Juice (15%) (Naga Jolokia (Ghost Pepper), water, onion, chipotle chilli, cane vinegar, lemon Juice, garlic, salt, ascorbic acid (antioxidant), xanthan gum (thickener)), Pasteurised Free Range Egg Yolk (11%), White Wine & Spirit Vinegar, Sugar, Salt, Mustard, Garlic. Allergens in bold.

Size: 250g

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